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9
Mar
Detroit Metro McNamara Terminal

Detroit Metro Delay From Hell

An uneventful flight found us in the Northwest Detroit terminal. We had missed our connections, damn it, so I was stuck with my shadow for a while longer. This was going to be the Detroit Metro Delay from hell.  He wanted to eat continuously.  I didn’t want to eat at all, never had an appetite when he was around for some reason.  We had three freaking hours in Detroit.  But as airport terminals go, this is a pretty nice one.  My shadow wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.  This food option, PB&J, was at the opposite end of the terminal so at least we could kill some time getting there.  If my shadow were not with me, I would be relaxing in the World Club lounge.  I could have taken him in with me, but why?

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6
Mar
Shadow

Me and My Shadow

 

 

The reference to the song Me and My Shadow series requires a bit of an explanation.  You see, shortly after I sold my soul, I mean my brand to a manufacturing company owned by a private equity group, I got stuck with  one of the egomaniacal, obtuse, ill-informed, unintelligent, drone partners of the equity group.  In full disclosure, I should  tell you that I didn’t care for the guy, but I suspect you have already picked up on that. When I say stuck, I mean being buried waste deep in cement would have been preferable to having to travel each and every week with this cro-mangon. Perhaps even being up to my eyeballs in quicksand would have been preferable to the prolonged and miserable time that I spent with the imbecile, but I digress.  I do that a lot, I know I do, and I am really ok with that.

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